Untitled March 4, 2010
March 4, 2010
Will the pinging software work this time? Will the graph be visible? Testing http://ping.fm/Gc2r1
Central Florida Future – Dogs, Dishes, Divorce and Deadlines February 24, 2010
…And for God’s sake quit poking me.
As far as social networking platforms go, Facebook is pretty user-friendly.
Keeping up with distant friends and relatives has never been easier. Let’s face it: we all wonder what that super-cute kid we had a crush on in elementary school looks like these days. You know, the one that we would follow home hiding behind the bushes so he did not see us (oh . . . maybe that was just me).
Granted, I could live without the picture of me in the hideous Rainbow Bright-meets-Paul Bunyan flannel (and you thought it did not exist), memorialized in my online photo album by a fellow high school dance corps member, but it’s all in good fun.
However, if I ruled the world (or knew how to make a Facebook app), I would invent both an app incinerator and an E-mail zapper. Seriously, I have had it with the quiz thing and apps posting on my wall before I give permission.
Take for instance – ugh – Farmville! Die, piggy-cow. Die, Farmer John. Insert evil laugh here.
Maybe I am just a “bad” friend, but frankly, I do not care what animal you will be when you reincarnate. I don’t want to have a pillow fight, snowball fight or a mafia-vampire war. I don’t want to play in your garden or swim in your sea. No thanks; don’t want a heart, or smiles, flowers, candy, cards, drinks, croissants, angels, lollipops, guns, knives, midgets, vibrators . . . Ok, I have not seen the last two, but I’m sure it is only a matter of time.
But you get my point, right? I even had someone send me an app invite called “I want to make love to you.”
Really? Get a life.
Now, I realize you can block an app after someone posts on your wall by clicking on the icon and selecting %u201Cblock application%u201D on the apps page, but it%u2019s a pain-in-the-butt and I’m full-up in that department, partly because I%u2019m swamped by 769 inbox messages.
I wish it were easier to filter and block Facebook messages. I am either dense or technically illiterate because I cannot figure out how I became guests of events and groups when I have not chosen membership.
If I had my way, I would be a message-blocking ninja.
My dear friend says, “If I didn’t speak to you in grade school, haven’t in 20 years nor at any organized reunion we mutually attended, why would I want to read about what you are having for lunch?”
Amen!
Oh, and before I forget: just because we are Facebook friends, does not give mean sending me a text at 2 a.m. is Ok.
It’s not! It only took one of those before my privacy settings were changed (although I confess, I did consider throwing a flaming cow-patty at the offender, but that app was not available . . . yet.)
So, want to be friends? I promise I will not infest your profile page with random, virtual-diseases.
quotable quote November 22, 2009
"There are two basic motivating forces: fear and love. When we are afraid, we pull back from life. When we are in love, we open to all that life has to offer with passion, excitement, and acceptance. We need to learn to love ourselves first, in all our glory and our imperfections. If we cannot love ourselves, we cannot fully open to our ability to love others or our potential to create. Evolution and all hopes for a better world rest in the fearlessness and open-hearted vision of people who embrace life."
— John Lennon



